April 2013
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March 2013
9 posts
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I'm at home this weekend:
Dad: Hey, "Sexy Adult Toys for Sale" is on!
Me: Sweet, what channel?
Mom: Triple zero, because that's what you are.
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Here’s a fun game.
Take a logical statement and convert it into the following format: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conjunctive_normal_form
Done? Cool. Try a harder statement.
Done? Great work. Try something with 7 variables and a complex if-else clause.
What’s that? Three pages of intermediate, inebriated steps and you’ve lost both the meaning of logic and your life?...
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Badass JavaScript: An Iron Man Like 3d Hologram... →
badassjs:
The Leap Motion is a very cool piece of technology. It’s a small $80 box that you can put on your desk to control an ordinary computer using hand motions. It’s extremely accurate, allowing for very fine motor control using all of your fingers. If you haven’t seen it, be sure to check it…
MITCHELL MITCHELL LOOK IT’S THAT THING YOU’VE ALWAYS WANTED
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Flying Spaghetti Code Monster: Can we please stop... →
musicspeakswhenwordscannot:
musicspeakswhenwordscannot:
Just… wow. It gets really old. Like all of these videos made by people who don’t even program making it sound like you just sit there and type a little and things happen? Then you go play video games and eat free food? It’s kind of downplaying my whole career and…
The irony is that my curriculum DOES teach computer science like that....
Can we please stop sugar-coating and idealizing...
musicspeakswhenwordscannot:
Just… wow. It gets really old. Like all of these videos made by people who don’t even program making it sound like you just sit there and type a little and things happen? Then you go play video games and eat free food? It’s kind of downplaying my whole career and it’s getting really annoying. Computer science is awesome and great and in my opinion the best use of time...
February 2013
1 post
Watchinothernews:
“Russians have seen so much crazy shit that they’ve become unfazeable.” — JON STEWART, from last night’s The Daily Show.
I did not realize Russia was so aggressive!
January 2013
11 posts
Your Lord and Master Stands on High: kr-studios:... →
kr-studios:
thedistanceinsidious:
kr-studios:
Maybe I should be using C functions for saving and loading…
I’ll have you know that I threw something at the wall when I read this.
That’s been my general response to you posting vague lines like this.
When you get to a real…
He shouldn’t scare you. He’s not Caspar, but he’s got all the physical power of an...
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leonsbuddydave:
fualkner:
aepokh:
Squinting against wind
My eyelashes are freezing
It’s so fucking cold.
Twenty-eight below zero;
I am Canadian, bitch,
I was born for this.
And then a plot twist,
Hitler was Canadian,
Now how do you feel?
I still feel no cold;
Our hearts froze when coonskin hats
stopped being cool.
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aepokh:
Squinting against wind
My eyelashes are freezing
It’s so fucking cold.
Twenty-eight below zero;
I am Canadian, bitch,
I was born for this.
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leonsbuddydave:
I feel so bad for Logan
He was here in Wisconsin when the temperature ranged between 12 - 30 F
Today, it’s -28
You missed out on the good stuff, Logan
Out there in the urban tundra, time slows to a crawl, and you spend every sustained second craving a death that will never come.
Introducing yourself to the warm recesses of man’s architecture after mere minutes beneath God’s...
Period →
tinkikiwi:
thenoodleboo:
robotsquid:
Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week...
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LeonsBuddyDave: fualkner: for-in loops in... →
fualkner:
for-in loops in Javascript are pure rubbish. Instead of giving you the elements of an array, one at a time, you’re inexplicably given the index count. We traverse objects just fine: this is a pretty neat feature, even though you’ll never use it. But an array? The number one…
Not sure I understand quite what you did there. Callback is what, precisely? It’s a function you...
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for-in loops in Javascript are pure rubbish. Instead of giving you the elements of an array, one at a time, you’re inexplicably given the index count. We traverse objects just fine: this is a pretty neat feature, even though you’ll never use it. But an array? The number one thing that you’d want to do a one-pass traversal on? OOPS, NO.
@Javascript:...
December 2012
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scinerds:
only orbit I’m doing is around you
entangling doesn’t only occur at the quantum level, I do say
those relativistic motions attract me ever so
you make me feel like cholorophyll the way I urge your luminous energy
I wonder what’s the name of this heavenly body
I think all my reaction GIFs will be from Django Unchained, from here on out.
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“That’s the problem with immortality. You never live long enough to get there.”
– Rudy Rucker (via fuckyeahlogical)
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“All the focus on the small number of people with mental illness who are violent...”
– A Misguided Focus on Mental Illness in Gun Control Debate - NYTimes.com (via dendroica)
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Good grief, it’s about time someone said it. This is the part of gun control that never gets discussed.
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Chris Browne: Reblog with your computer's name →
aepokh:
crashmcdougal:
elikathal:
azamack:
actorsallusionpresents:
chotpot:
regulateddiscord:
Aero
hal
Idris
ahzi ;n;
>.>…
Hephaestus
This one: Nelson. Laptop: Boris.
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Me: Thank you, Professor, it's been fun. I'm looking forward to working with you next semester!
Professor: *sticks his tongue out*
Me:
Me: Oh.
Me:
Professor: *leaves*
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found out I’ll do anything to avoid studying for finals.
even exercise.
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thedistanceinsidious:
Recursion is for people with something left to lose.
Iteration is for people who need it explained step by step.
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November 2012
8 posts
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Philosophy Games: The Philosophical Health Check →
My ideas were self-consistent. Are yours?
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October 2012
7 posts
dragon-army:
When kids trick-or-treat at my house they’ll have 2 options
MOUNDS or ALMOND JOYS FUCKERS
and I’ll get to watch while they kill themselves with their plastic pirate hooks and toy guns
I
I actually like Almond Joys
can
can I have some?
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deafilion:
deafilion:
deafilion:
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deafilion:
back to live blogging being single on a saturday night
looking at new parts for my PC
it takes my mind off the crushing loneliness.
wow RAM is all sold in pairs
I’m so alone
they all have designated pin counts
like they were made for each other
wow
and think about how tightly your motherboard holds in your processor
it...
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leonsbuddydave:
mydailyentertainment:
Some people say:
“Doing math is as hard as finding a theme i like on tumblr.”
Well, math is a little too easy for me, so to make this more “my level” I have edited that comment a little.
“Finding a theme that I like on tumblr is as hard as creating a facial recognition program in the java programming language.”
(Which by the way yes I am doing)
why
...
September 2012
11 posts
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My sense of humour is miserably stunted
long distanceRunaround; //I think this is actually funny.
